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"Size Matters" Adult Party Dice Game | Grow The Biggest D#ck to Win!

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"Size Matters" Adult Party Dice Game | Grow The Biggest D#ck to Win!

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Size Matters is the big bulbous game of girth, the aim of which is to end up with the lengthiest shlong, the massive-est member, the biggest beast!

Great for girls` nights, hens` parties, and adult gatherings, Size Matters challenges you to roll dice in the right order to build a raging erection. Firstly, one should attempt to roll a two, which is your balls. Once you`ve rolled a two and secured your scrotum, you can then attempt to roll ones, which build to become your shaft.

The longer your shaft, the more points you score, until you`re the first to get a full boner and you win the game! Be wary of the cock block (not rolling any ones) and watch for bonus points by rolling the BIG die to score a piercing, vasectomy or pills. Roll whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water and you`ll shrink your shlong….. 

Who will reign supreme in the game where the aim is the biggest baddest beast? There`s only one way to find out…


  • Hilarious adults-only dice game

  • Grow a dick to win!

  • Naughty fun for girls` nights

  • Full colour presentation box


  • Players: 2 or more players

  • Ages: 18 + (strictly adults only)

  • Inclusionsdice, dice up, sack, score pad, reference cards, rules

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